Friday, October 12, 2007

Newton's Unstated Laws

I found this funny thing Hope u guys do enjoy reading this :

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start tomove faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get anengaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the leastaccessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work becauseyou had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you knowincreases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machinewon't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportionalto the reach...

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